my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf)


yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha


instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence


*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*