jonsn:

Happy easter.

Blaze it while they praise it.

He has resin.

He has resin indeed.

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts
  • pebbles5ever:

    hypno-angex:

    suklaaaa:

    bunnyinafez:

    iwantfitbody:

    madamedepompador:

    winchesterwolves:

    moniker-padacklyte:

    zillystring:

    wasereborworthit:

    mellowminty:

    pizzaforpresident:

    petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

    what about alaska

    are we then normal canada

    canada a bit to the left

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    What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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    i cried my ass of laughing

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    WARM CANADA

    i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

    I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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  • cop: is that a joint between your teeth
  • me: no it's a metaphor